Phrases I am fed up of

Life’s a bitch. Whoever came up with this statement must not have been a master at subtlety. And whoever uses this either frequently or sporadically must be one absolutely manic-depressive personality. Why, you may ask. It’s overused and has run its course of kewlness. Well, I get the fact how life’s fucking you over and ditching you at the most important points. But, use a little imagination. Say, life’s now acting like that annoying relative who irritates you at family functions with questions about impending marriage. Get the hint?

Hey, man! Wassup! Nothing’s up, yo! My life is one big fucking roller coaster ride and you’re just one tiny speck on the landscape. Move out, man! You’re blocking the goddamn view.

What the fuck! Boss is yelling at me again for no fault of my own. What the fuck! Whoa, missed that bus by a minute. What the fuck! Cable is coming static. What the fuck! Can’t get through my friend and shower him with thousand profanities. What the fuck! There’s some error in Facebook status updates today. What the fuck. Rahul mahajan’s comedy show has ended. What the fuck! Wait, no. That’s actually a good thing.

Robert Pattinson is so cute! Now that actually demands a ‘wtf’ expression.

I am not being judgmental here. Just pointing out that I can do with lesser dose of them. We are a generation suffering from verbal bankruptcy. If all these and many more oft-repeated words are taken from you, what are you left with? Will you be just gasping like a fish on land or will you dig deep, finally, and unearth something to the pleasant surprise of the people around you?